Am I the only person in the world who could give or take Halloween? I’m just not a fan; I guess I think Halloween is for amateurs and posers. No offense to all those who love the holiday, it’s just not my bag (but in a very different, less bitter way than saying Valentines Day is not my bag). Once I was too old to ask for candy, I sort of gave up. You know what I did last night? I worked. My ass off. Whatevs, I have a big event this week. I’m not embarrassed. I worked while watching two terrifying movies; so technically, I’m still a bad ass—although I did sleep with my biggest knife next to my bed, rubber-banded my closet and bathrooms doors together so no one could get in through the front, and hid my box cutta' under my fancy pillows—bad ass none the less.
My friends think it’s weird I don’t like Halloween or costumizing; I feel like I should because everyone else does. I used to dress up (above). I love Hocus Pocus, scary movies and reading horrifying books. I’d be the first to go on a ghost tour or into an abandoned house looking for demons, but I’m the last to want to put on a costume and repeatedly tell people who I am. Shocking, I know…
SO, here is my challenge (a la Barney of HIMYM) to you girls. Let’s try and bring this blog back. Screw the rules and the list and the 10 things we should have done in 2010 but were too damn busy…
…although, never too busy to read tabloids…US Weekly has a column every issue where a celeb writes ‘25 things you don’t know about me.’ I think it will be funny to find out 25 little tidbits about you fools that may actually surprise us…like an indifference to Halloween or a closeted love of racy novels (ahem). I’ll start us off with a few, and then you go… If you don’t contribute to this list in the next 7 days, I will shun you at New Years. SHUN. YOU.
1. My favorite author is James Patterson
2. I dance in the shower
3. I like reading anything about Carl Jung, the Titanic, the Holocaust & Lil Wayne
4. I think my disdain for cheese is slowly fading, excluding cream cheese
5. Everyone thinks I’m a party animal, but I drink less than anyone I know
6. My favorite place to visit is DC
7. My favorite food is probably sandwiches. Or mint chocolate chip ice cream.
8. I don’t keep anything plugged in when I leave my house
9. I’m a Republican
10. I constantly hit things with the front of my car
Now you go…
My friends think it’s weird I don’t like Halloween or costumizing; I feel like I should because everyone else does. I used to dress up (above). I love Hocus Pocus, scary movies and reading horrifying books. I’d be the first to go on a ghost tour or into an abandoned house looking for demons, but I’m the last to want to put on a costume and repeatedly tell people who I am. Shocking, I know…
SO, here is my challenge (a la Barney of HIMYM) to you girls. Let’s try and bring this blog back. Screw the rules and the list and the 10 things we should have done in 2010 but were too damn busy…
…although, never too busy to read tabloids…US Weekly has a column every issue where a celeb writes ‘25 things you don’t know about me.’ I think it will be funny to find out 25 little tidbits about you fools that may actually surprise us…like an indifference to Halloween or a closeted love of racy novels (ahem). I’ll start us off with a few, and then you go… If you don’t contribute to this list in the next 7 days, I will shun you at New Years. SHUN. YOU.
1. My favorite author is James Patterson
2. I dance in the shower
3. I like reading anything about Carl Jung, the Titanic, the Holocaust & Lil Wayne
4. I think my disdain for cheese is slowly fading, excluding cream cheese
5. Everyone thinks I’m a party animal, but I drink less than anyone I know
6. My favorite place to visit is DC
7. My favorite food is probably sandwiches. Or mint chocolate chip ice cream.
8. I don’t keep anything plugged in when I leave my house
9. I’m a Republican
10. I constantly hit things with the front of my car
Now you go…
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